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The Naked News reviews the stoner comedy, Pineapple Express by nakednews -- Revver Online Video Sharing Network

Warning - the video at the link is produced by Naked News, so you know it will be interesting if nothing else and will likely contain nudity or something like it. If you are offended by such things, you don't have to follow the link below it's up to you.

I recently had the chance to go to the movies with my wife. This is not something that I get to do very often. With 2 young children it can be hard to get a few moments for just the two of us.

Luckly my mom was up to visit the past few weeks. So we took the time to go out to see a movie. We choose "The Pineapple Express".

It is in the "Stoner" genre of movies, which basically means all of the characters spend most (or all of the movie) high as a kite. (At time I think the actors actually were high)

It was a very funny movie though, and definitly worth it. From beginning to end, the characters get themselves into all kinds of crazy messed up situations.

And believe it or not, if you watch it, and all the crazy things that happen, I definitly think it would turn you away from marajuana.

Anyway, the video does a better review then I can, so enjoy it!

Oh and before i forget, special thanks to My Mom for watching the kids for us - You're the greatest!

Now I just know you want to follow the link and watch the video right? Don't say I didn't warn you, may not be safe for work :-)

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Jesus and Satan

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God
was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said,
‘THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that
will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the
better job.’

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.They faxed.They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded. They did spreadsheets!They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reportsThey did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the powerwent off..
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted theircomputers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming: ‘It’s gone! It’s all GONE! ‘I losteverything when the power went out!’Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.Satan observed this and became irate. ‘Wait!’ he screamed. ‘That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have
any?’

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES