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Double Delicious Fruit Cake
LOL...I love it, here's a super funny recipe for Fruit cake...I wonder how Read More... |
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The Elements by Tom Lehrer
Didn't think the elements of the periodic table could be compressed into a catchy tune? Check out this funny animation ! Read More... |
Chucking a Sickie….
Ok, so you’ve had a long weekend. Not a real long weekend, but you’ve drunk so much and partied so hard that it feels like you’ve been at it for a week. Problem is that now you need at least a day or two to recover, and guess what – your alarm has just gone off and it’s Monday morning already. Read More... |
Delusional Calgaria - Watch the Intervention Video
Check out this funny, but controversial satire produced by the Nova Scotia government. It is aimed to keep people in the maritimes from moving away for jobs. What's your opinion? Read More... |
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Welcome to Google TiSP
Sick of paying for broadband that you have to, well, pay for? Introducing Google TiSP (BETA), our new FREE in-home wireless broadband service. Sign up today and we'll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD. Read More... |
Itmust be true - I read it on the Internet
A lession -> Don't believe everything you read, and please please don't forward emails to everyone in your address book, you just bog email servers down, use a BLOG instead ! Read More... |
FunkyThoughts: Long Swim...
Google Maps can be great finding directions from one place to another, but what do you need to do when traveling across the ocean. This question was asked from Google maps and look what was discovered. LOL Read More... |
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Unfortunate Domain Names
From DreamHost Blog, check out these folks who didn't give enough thought to their domain name..which had rather unfortunate circumstances... Read More... |
Funny Magic Mind reading Card Trick
Here's an interesting, but old magic trick video. It has been preformed countless times, but I thought'd I share it with everyone interested as a video. Read More... |
Funny Student Exam Answers
Stumpled upon: I don't know if people actually answered questions this way, but I thought they were funny none-the-less Read More... |
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Is this real? Hammering a nail with a lightbulb?
Check out this innovative new way of using a light bulb. Once we all switch for florescent bulbs, this might be the only use for these bulbs Read More... |
Funny Church Signs
From says-it.com: You've seen them - the signs in front of churches, with a witticism or a pun that made you groan. I think they're hilarious, often unintentionally so. Here is a funny collection of some signs that might/or might not make you join the congregation Read More... |
Funny Church Signs Book
Paula Snyder Art by Vincent Alexander. Here's a book about funny church signs. Low attendance at your sermons? Attract new visitors with some funny signs. Read More... |
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Funny Church Stuff
Let your 'inner geek light' shine. I recently started listening to the geeks and god podcast. They put out a request for people to suggest what technology they would recommend for a church. Here are some of my ideas on this topic. Read More... |
Recueilli: Virtual Haircut
You can do anything online ! When my hair gets too long, this is the place that I go to get my virtual hair cut. Read More... |
FunkyThoughts: Importance of a name
A good 'lesson' on why you should always admit to your 'mistakes' and not put the blame on others..LOL ! Read More... |
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Deep Thought
Here is a Youtube video from an older production of "Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy", here we see on of my favorites parts, "Deep Thought" a computer to answer the ultimate question... Read More... |
Guess My Name?
From otv.com: Here's ann interesting little game called "Guess My Name". How good are you at matching a face to a name? A photo seems to be posted everday, keeping the game interesting. Read More... |
Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou. Read More... |
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FunkyThoughts: 20 years
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee. Read More... |
Bubba becomes Catholic
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up him outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. Read More... |
FunkyThoughts: Little Kids
Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Read More... |
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Wake up and get noticed
Here's a funny clip from a newspaper about improving police response time when in danger... Read More... |
FunkyThoughts: Naughy things not to do with your iPhone
Checkout the linked video. It combines two of my "favorite" new things tied together "BlendTech" and that new fancy iPhone thing. If you got a lot of $ to burn... Read More... |
FunkyThoughts: Would you want this girlfriend?
I once found a gag gift in a store called "The perfect husband", you pressed it's back and it had different "funny sayings". "Why don't you take the remote dear", and "you've had a long day, let me make dinner" This one's for the guys Anywy, here's a similar video except for the guys Read More... |
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Happy SysAdmin Day
Every last Friday in July is System Administrator Day..I used to be a SysAdmin, and it's hard work, so give a thanks to your sysadmin, and send them this funny video link.... Read More... |
Top Idiot Awards
Here are some funny stories about the dumb things people do. Good for a laugh, Hope you enjoy them Read More... |
Comedy Answering Machine Messages
Anyone who has ever called me has no doubt heard the sometimes bizaree,strange and quirky answering machine messages I have. Here's a great list of some of my favorites. Hope it gives you a good laugh during your day... Read More... |
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Getting a cork out of a bottle
Here's a cool trick to play on your friends, bet them you can't get the cork out of the bottle. Read More... |
Gender Biased Pricing
In this episode of Air Farce they debate the idea of gender based pricing. I thought it was funny. I have never embedded real player stuff into a blog before though, so I'm not sure it it work work. Let's find out ;-) You may need real player to get it to work Read More... |
Google Google Mail Video
The folks at google asked people to make small video clips of a mail icon moving across the world to symbolize the movement of email across the internet. It's pretty cool what they came up with. Check it out Read More... |
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Computer Stupidities Operating Systems
From the support desk: One user -- a regular caller of ours -- got herself into some serious computer trouble when she set about cleaning up her system. She had been exploring the hard drive in the file manager and discovered hundreds of files in the Windows directory with all different file extensions. Being of an orderly mind, and with several hours of free time, she had created a TXT folder, a COM folder, a DLL folder, and so forth, and moved all the files into these subdirectories. Read More... |
Guys at Home Depot
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. "The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." Read More... |
Family Guy meets Star Wars
Rumor has it the 5th season kick-off of Family Guy will be a spoof of Star Wars. Here a possible sneak preview from YouTube. Enjoy ! Read More... |
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George Burns at Vincent Price's Party
Here's a cool sketch by George Burns recorded some time ago back in his younger days. He talks about his visit to Vincent Price's birthday party. Enjoy ! Read More... |
Video comparing iPhone to Microsoft Surface
Here's an awesomelly funny video parady from CollegeHumor.com selling the new Microsoft Surface product. "It's not an iPhone. It's a Big A** Table. Take that Apple." Read More... |
911 Humor
911 is an emergency service, but I guess some people don't always get it. Here is a funny video of 911 calls you might find interesting... Read More... |
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Web Crash 2007
Have you heard? The Web has crashed, well it's been fixed now, but check out this report from the leader of news..onion news.. Read More... |
Presenting...Mister Disc!
Why waste money on an iPod when you can get one of these cool portable audio players. Now you can easily take your LP's and 45's and listen to them anywhere you go ! Read More... |
To catch a ..Rabbit !
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. Check out what happens :-) Read More... |
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Real Video Magic A choice in Time
Here's a gool magic video by HW Ward that I came across. He puts an interesting spin on the "I can guess you number" concept. Hope you emjoy it. Read More... |
Funny Halloween Photos
Check out this funny collection of Halloween photos. I'm sure it was much more fun for these animals owners then it was for the dogs ! Read More... |
Happy Halloween
In this weeks podlet, I wish everyone a safe and Happy Halloween. I know that I am very excited this Halloween because it is the 1st Halloween that my daughter seems really excited about. We tried to take her out last Halloween 'Trick or Treating'. Read More... |
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Don't miss the Sienfeld reunion show
Coming Fall of 2027, the Sienfeld reunion show. Be sure to exercise, eat well, and take care of youself so you won't miss it. Here's a preview from fox... Read More... |
Newspaper retractions
Though, I hate to admit, sometimes spelling REALLY can be important. This actually appeared in The Daily Californian--a very serious campus newspaper for all of UC Berkeley. ------------- Friday: Big advertisement--Greek Special--Our huge 18-inch penis...etc. etc. Almost as good coming up as it was going down. Monday: RETRACTION-- A PAID ADVERTISEMENT --RETRACTION The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18-inch PIZZA and not a huge 18-inch penis as it was described in the ad. Blondies Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused. ------------- Here are some more funny newspaper retractions... Read More... |
God Named in Lawsuit
It's not really new, but it's still funny. A Nebraska senator sued God. He is being blamed for widespread causing widespread death and distruction on millions of the earth's inhabitants. Kinda shows how frivolous lawsuits can get. Probably the best part is that God actually responded to the lawsuit. Among his response is that Nebraska does not have sufficient jurisitiction for the lawsuit, and therefore the defendant is imune. It also states that the lawsuit fails to account for the gift of free will that God has given man. Aparantly, the archangel St Michael has been listed as a witness ! Read More... |
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Funny Customs from the 1500s
Well, if I ever wondered where all the funny phrases like 'bringing home the bacon came from. This article provides some interesting and funny ideas. Who knows if they are all true, but then again no one in the 1500's can defend themselves today..right? Read More... |
Getting even with a telemarketer
I've been around a few times when a wrong number came into my house and my Dad would answer. Some young guy's voice would say "Is Jill there?" , to which my Dad ofet, "No she's gone out with Jim tonight". Of course no Jill ever lived at our house, poor guy probably never knew what hit him. Today, I don't get many wrong numbers but I must get at least 10-20 telemarketer calls each day. It can sometimes be quite annoying. However, when I spotted this video it made me laugh, this wil teach them to stop messing with people. Read More... |
BlendTech makes the holiday easier
When you start to feel the run around from the malls during the holiday season check out this great video from BlendTech, then sit back and relax and maybe do some web shopping Read More... |
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What do you do when your computer breaks?
I'm still getting used to not being the go to person whenever a computer breaks down. I remember the days well, and how reliant we are on these little pieces of silicon. Rumor has it that NASA spent millions of dollars trying to invent a pen that could write upside down to be used in Space. Though in Russia they had a much cheaper and easier solution..they used a pencil I found this funny cartoon and wanted to share it. Read More... |
the Hot and Funny Sarah Silverman — Geeky Girls
Shes great on the comedy channel, and very hot no matter where she is.. and maxim agrees Read More... |
Time machine JC Penny 1977
By: Johnny Virgil 15 Minute Lunch. Ever watch one of those old movies or see an old catalog. The style of the time often isn't noticed until it is at least 10 years past, and then we all think. What were we thinking? Here's some funny pics from a 1977 JC Penny catalog. Very retro ;-) Read More... |
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Zombies in Plain English
This is my first experience with the commoncraft paperwork videos, and I love what I see. Everything I've always needed to know about zombies and how to keep myself safe. Read More... |
Happy Holidays
A great way to start the Holiday season. A funny paraody of How it's made tv show. How to create a dysfunctional christmas. For more funny christmas videos and music... Read More... |
Funny Flowcharts
LOL. I have a flowchart like this first one on a T-Shirt. It is all worn out now. I'm big on flowcharts, so I'd thought I'd share these funny ones with others. Hope you enjoy them as well. Never take life too seriously ! Read More... |
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Star Wars Asciimation With Sound
From Bullfrog117. Imagine all the work that must have went into making this star wars ascii video. I might not have that much spare time on my hands but the geek in me appreciates whoever did ! Read More... |
33 Funny Exam Answers
Here's a list of funny answers written on exams. Who knows if people actually put these answers down, but this is by far one of my favorite lists of funny errors. Given my bad grammar, it's definitely possible, I might have made some of these same mistakes Read More... |
Microsoft unveils WSYP system
Microsoft unveils their latest WYSP system. As can be seen from this video, this is an excellent pilot project release a few weeks ago directly connecting customers with Microsoft employees. With such terrific response from this pilot project, work is already underway to resell this technology to call centers and similar telemarkting systems. I've been just itching for a breakthrough like this one, and I'm glad Microsoft is leading the challenge, Go M$ ! Read More... |
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Hungry Cats In The Morning
I have 2 cats myself, so you know i just had to share this little animation. If you have cats yourself, I'm sure you've awoken to something similar...maybe ! Hope you enjoy it ;-) Read More... |
Top 12 Random Website Bordom List
Ever have one of those moments when you sitting in front of your browser, wondering what to do next. Here's a list of 12 random page viewers you can bookmark or add to you home page. Get a different [interesting?] page every time. Read More... |
Time stops at Grand Central
Here's a funny gag pulled off by close to 500 people at Grand Central station. Imagine you are walking into a train station just a normal part of your daily commuite, only to discover that time seems to have mysteriously stopped ! You can imagine how confusing it must have been to the innocent bystanders involved. Read More... |
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A letter from XYZ to the Microsoft
When I first came across this article, it immedialty reminded me of Dad. He was just getting into sending emails and he asked some humorous questions. I don't remember them all, but i remember one of them was How come there are no capitol numbers ?????? He was also telling me how he was going to start his own dictionary, because none of the words he wanted to use were ever in it :-) Read More... |
YouTube - Why buy expensive toys?
Here's a funny YouTube video that demonstrates why as new parents we never need to go out and buy the latest and greatest toys for our children. Just listen to how cute and content the toddler is in this video. It was the same for my daughters, they don't know the difference between the $100 super educational does it all toy and the box that it came in. In the end it's all good fun anyway. A nice reminder that it's the little things that count the most ! Read More... |
You might be Canadian if…
Some Funny Ways to tell if you are a Canadian according to Jeff Foxworthy: * If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May you may live in Canada. * If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Canada. * If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada * If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada and There is lots more... Read More... |
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Fill-in-the-blank Apology Form
Found these funny forms and wanted to share them (and remind myself incase I ever want to send one). Bureaucracy to the max. Send an official apology from the Bureau of Communication. Lots of other funny forms here as well that you can email to your friends. Read More... |
Unhackable by The FuMP
Came across this spoof of Christina's Algulera's Beautfull song by the Funny Music Project (The FuMP). They have alots of other really funny songs on the site too and you seem to be able to download a lot of them for free. Hope you enjoy it ! Read More... |
Top 35 Weird Facts and other strange ideas
It is said that you shouldn't believe everything you read. Here are a few oddities from tvsm (Katie) on Squidoo. Be sure to check out #9. In Canada, we don't have two dollar bills in circulation any more but it would be interesting to know if this one is true ! Read More... |
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A320 crosswind plan crash
Check out this video of a plane that almost crashes when landing in on a very windy day in Hamburg, Germany. I've actually heard from multiple people and I am told that the pilot was doing exactly the way he would be trained to maneuver in such a situation. Regardless, though if I were a passenger and felt this happening I'd be scared out of my seat...literally ! Read More... |
Sean Paul Misheard Lyrics - CollegeHumor video
Very funny! Just goes to show how music lyrics can be "interpreted" in many different ways! Read More... |
I can read your mind
I just love these types of mind reading videos. Do you read the daily horoscopes? Do you find yours to be quite accurate, does this proove there really are psychics out there? Here's a cool video mind reading test. You might want a pencil and piece of paper. When you play the video you will be presented with a series of statements about yourself. Put an check for every statement that is true about you, and an X for every one that is false. Then ask youself, how well did this video read your mind? If you are impressed, pass this video on the a few of your friends and see how they score. Then you will know the true secret of horoscopes in the newspaper. Have fun ! Read More... |
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Irish Descendants Rattlin Blog
This one is for those of you who can't get out to a pub on St Patties Day. Either way make sure you have lots of the green beer when listening to it. How fast are you? Read More... |
Ginormous Blue Screen of Death in Las Vegas
I've never been to Vegas yet myself (maybe someday). But it's nice to know they rely on good ol reliable windows software to run the myriad of technologies, lights, and displays they have running throughout the city :-) For more information on the blue screen of death (aka bsod) check out this article from uncyclopedia Read More... |
Take this reading comprension test
Do you remember back in school, having to take those IQ tests? Perhaps you're still taking them :-) Many years ago, I came across this very interesting Reading Comprehension Test down at my uncles. I'm not exactly sure who it came from orginally, and I've been meaning to make a web version of the test for some time. Well, I've done it, when you click the link below you will only have 4 MINUTES to complete it. This is a fun test will give you feedback on your reading skills. So give it a try and let me know how you do. Your score is not made public, the test is anonymous. It's just for fun. If you like it, feel free to forward it on to a friend. Enjoy ! Read More... |
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A day at the office
This is one of those times, when you just come across something funny and you just have to share it. Read this story about a guys first day at the office and see if it tickles your funny bone. I can safely say this has never happened to me, but you know you company might be getting a bit too big if... Read More... |
Dogs and their owners
For those who haven't heard the news. Yes I did it. We bought a dog. She is a cute 5mo old parsons russell. So the pet count now is 2 cats and 1 dog. A regular zoo at our household. They say dogs look like their owners. I'm not so sure, but here's a funny dog joke anyway that I hope you enjoy ! Read More... |
Pranks to get even
Do you want to play a Light Hearted, Nasty or Gross Prank on a friend or foe that you need to "EVEN THE SCORE" ? If the answer is YES, read on Below are some sample listing of great practical jokes DISCLAIMER: I cannot take responsibility for any actions taken as described in this text. Some of these schemes may be illegal to perform and most of them will make your victim suffer in some way or another. Others are just plain gross, disgusting, yuck. I advise you to look at this text as a source for reading enjoyment only. If you do consider an action, also consider it's consequence, both for the victim and for yourself ! OK. Let's have some fun.. Read More... |
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Why English is so hard
We'll begin with box, and the plural is boxes; But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes. Then one fowl is goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a whole lot of mice, But the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? The cow in the plural may be cows or kine, But the plural of vow is vows, not vine. And I speak of a foot, and you show me your feet, But I give a boot -- would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth? Then one may be that, and three may be those, Yet the plural of hat would never be hose. We speak of a brother, and also of brethren, But though we say mother, we never say methren. The masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But imagine the feminine she, shis, and shim! So our English, I think you will all agree, Is the trickiest language you ever did see. When the English tongue we speak Why is break not rhymed with freak? We say sew but likewise few; And the maker of a verse Cannot cap his horse with worse? Beard sounds not the same as heard; Cord is different from word. Cow is cow, but low is low; Shoe is never rhymed with foe. Think of hose and dose and lose; And of goose and yet of choose. Think of tomb and comb and bomb, Doll and roll and home and some, And since pay is rhymed with say, Why not paid with said, I pray? We have blood and food and good, Mould is not rhymed with could, Wherefore done but gone and lone. Is there any reason known? So in short it seems to me Sounds and letters disagree. Read More... |
Funny Computer Virus Names
If you are receiving this message, please be advised that you have just been infected with the "Lazy Programmer Virus" The Lazy Programmer virus, will delete all of the files on your C:\ drive and then forward itself to everyone in your address book. Please Note: As the programmer is too apathetic to create the code necessary to execute this virus, this works on the honor system. If you've received this, please delete all of your files, and forward this message to everyone you know. Tks. "The Lazy Programmer" Here's some more funny virus infections to watch out for... Read More... |
Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
[Editos Notee: Here is one of my favorite articles about spelling. It was orginally credited to Mark Twain, but there is some debate that it should be attributed to M.J. Yilz] ... For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all. Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld. ... The link below is to a more serious document from Mark Twain regarding the simplificaiton of our alpha bet Read More... |
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Funny Mario Bros Video
If you're like me, you've probably played the old mario brothers Nintendo game, here's a funny video of all the lessons about mario brothers that you have never been told. Hope you enjoy it ! Read More... |
Where On Earth Is Waldo?
Have you ever played Where's Waldo? Melanie Coles, an artist from British Columbia is playing it..global style ! For her graduation art project, she has creating a very viral artistic idea. While most fellow students were creating artistic videos, she painted a huge picture of Waldo somewhere in the Vancover area. She hopes that someday it will be visible for others to find on Google Maps, once the satellite takes update pictures of the area. Her idea has attracted worldwide attention and many people are watching google maps to see who can find Waldo first. Many others are creating waldos of their own in different parts of the world. Who knew Waldo was so popular ! Way to go Melanie, I hope you get an A+ Read More... |
What ever became of the CB Radio?
In this weeks podlet, I talk about the old CB Radio. Perhaps you've had one of these yourself? We used to have one setup at our house, but there was never anything interesting on the channels. Back in the day, it was fun to just open a channel and chat about whatever you wanted on the citizens band. Of course now with the internet, we live in a much different world, but CB Radio died out long before the internet, what caused this? Will this happen to user generated online content someday as well? Hmm... Read More... |